The Well and the Shallows

 INTRODUCTION

 AN APOLOGY FOR BUFFOONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS I. THE RELIGION OF FOSSILS II. WHEN THE WORLD TURNED BACK III. THE SURRENDER UPON SEX IV. THE PRAYER-BOOK PROBLEM V. THE COLLAPSE O

 THE RETURN TO RELIGION

 THE REACTION OF THE INTELLECTUALS LEVITYOR LEVITATION

 THE CASE FOR HERMITS

 KILLING THE NERVE

 THE CASE OF CLAUDEL THE HIGHER NlHILISM

 THE ASCETIC AT LARGE

 THE BACKWARD BOLSHIE

 THE LAST TURN

 THE NEW LUTHER BABIES AND DlSTRIBUTISM

 THREE FOES OF THE FAMILY

 THE DON AND THE CAVALIER

 THE CHURCH AND AGORAPHOBIA

 BACK IN THE FOG

 THE HISTORIC MOMENT

 MARY AND THE CONVERT

 A CENTURY OF EMANCIPATION

 TRADE TERMS

 FROZEN FREE THOUGHT

 SHOCKING THE MODERNISTS

 A GRAMMAR OF KNIGHTHOOD

 REFLECTIONS ON A ROTTEN APPLE

 SEX AND PROPERTY ST. THOMAS MORE

 THE RETURN OF CAESAR

 AUSTRIA

 THE SCRIPTURE READER

 AN EXPLANATION

 WHY PROTESTANTS PROHIBIT

 WHERE IS THE PARADOX?

 INTRODUCTORY NOTE

 AN APOLOGY FOR BUFFOONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 THE RETURN TO RELIGION

 THE REACTION OF THE INTELLECTUALS

 THE CASE FOR HERMITS

 KILLING THE NERVE

 THE CASE OF CLAUDEL

 THE HIGHER NIHILISM

 THE ASCETIC AT LARGE

 THE BACKWARD BOLSHIE

 THE LAST TURN

 THE NEW LUTHER

 BABIES AND DISTRIBUTISM

 THREE FOES OF THE FAMILY

 THE DON AND THE CAVALIER

 THE CHURCH AND AGORAPHOBIA

 BACK IN THE FOG

 MARY AND THE CONVERT

 A CENTURY OF EMANCIPATION

 TRADE TERMS

 FROZEN FREE THOUGHT

 SHOCKING THE MODERNISTS

 A GRAMMAR OF KNIGHTHOOD

 REFLECTIONS ON A ROTTEN APPLE

 SEX AND PROPERTY

 THE RETURN OF CAESAR

 AUSTRIA

 THE SCRIPTURE READER

 AN EXPLANATION

 WHERE IS THE PARADOX?

THE BACKWARD BOLSHIE

AFTER all, the Bolshevist is really a Victorian. His is a nineteenth-century dream, even if it be a twentieth-century reality. It is notably so in the aspect which now makes the dream a nightmare; I mean the mad optimism about the advantages of machinery. What was offered to us as a Five Years Hence Plan ought really to have been called a Fifty Years Ago Plan. For they are only trying to do with Russia exactly what the Victorians did actually do with England; turn it into the workshop of the world and fill it with dirty tools and dismal mechanics. Marx was much more of a Victorian than Morris. He may not have been technically a subject of Queen Victoria, though it is quite likely that he was. By geographical extraction I suppose he was a Germanlike Queen Victoria's husband and more remotely, Queen Victoria herself. By real or racial extraction he was a Jew; like Queen Victoria's favourite Prime Minister and a good many other persons unnecessary to mention. But the late Victorian period was the very period at which the Jews, and especially the German Jews, were at the very top of their power and influence. From the time when they forced the Egyptian War to the time when they forced the South African War, they were imperial and immune. Certainly much more so than they are now; for the Jews are now being jumped on very unjustly in Germany itself, and old Victorians like Mr. Belloc and myself, who began in the days of Jewish omnipotence by attacking the Jews, will now probably die defending them. Anyhow, Karl Marx did not differ from any number of Victorian Jews in type or externals. He lived mostly in England, and launched his world religion from something more British than the British Empire: the British Museum. The Beard which moves Mr. Wells to impatience was simply the beard of Victorian romance; the beard of Tennyson and Longfellow and Trollope. And though his plan has been very imperfectly applied in the one place in the world where he would have said it could not be applied at all (for this true Victorian saw the great commercial cities of Western Europe as the only possible battlefields of the future) it has all the character of a new and rather barbaric people imitating something that is already stale, not to say stinking, for civilised people. It was exactly like the very Victorian incident of the industrialising of Japan. That is, it was and is something essentially behind the times. The Japanese wear billycock hats presumably under the impression that we admire billycock hats. But, whatever just vengeance may fall upon our hats, this is to do an injustice to our heads. Now, as a matter of fact, our heads have in many ways advanced a little, since the days when our own Five Year Plan filled England with filth and smoke. Some rather deeper questions have arisen; questions about the individual, about the purpose of life, about religion in history, and so on. Philosophy, even Thomist philosophy, is heard again in Paris and Oxford.

Now Marx had no more philosophy than Macaulay. The Marxians therefore have no more philosophy than the Manchester School. It was enough for Macaulay to rejoice in the mere excitement of extension, in the hope that "the roofs and chimneys of a new Manchester may rise in the wilds of Connemara." Similarly, it is enough for the Moscow Marxians to hope that the roofs and chimneys of a new Manchester may rise in the wilds of Siberia. It is true that the original Manchester men desired competition while the Marxians desire combination; or the Combine of All Combines. But the competition ended in a Combine and the Combine has not really ended in a Communist State. For it seems clear that grades of unequal wages do exist in Bolshevist Russia, and the Bolshevist rulers can only explain that it is a temporary necessity at this political stage and that true, pure, perfect Communism will come in the future. It might be the Labour Party, mightn't it?

But to carry competition to any lengths, because it is the fashion, or to carry combination to any lengths because it is the fashion, is not a Philosophy. A philosophy begins with Being; with the end and value of a living thing; and it is manifest that a materialism that only considers economic ethics, cannot cover the question at all. If the problem of happiness were so solved by economic comfort, the classes who are now comfortable would be happy, which is absurd. This humourless hammering on one note is like the worst Victorian fads; Temperance or Feminism. It is especially like that very old-fashioned Feminism that hated to be feminine. I am told that in Russia men and women dress roughly alike. But, mark you, that does not mean that men wear flowers in their hair or trail about in those noble pontifical robes with which tradition clothed every woman like a queen. It means that women dress like men; not that men dress like women. Now that is sheer stark, stale, dead Victorianism. That is the only original Woman's Rights Woman, who deliberately made herself hideous with bloomers and goggles. By the following reigns, even the Suffragettes had learned better than that; but while the Suffragettes are things of the past for us, they are still far in the rosy future for the backward and belated Bolshevist. He is still plodding through that foggy factory twilight that was supposed to be the enlightened daylight of the nineteenth century; and it is truer now than in the time of the Czars to say that Russia is the most backward of the nations.

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