The Well and the Shallows

 INTRODUCTION

 AN APOLOGY FOR BUFFOONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS I. THE RELIGION OF FOSSILS II. WHEN THE WORLD TURNED BACK III. THE SURRENDER UPON SEX IV. THE PRAYER-BOOK PROBLEM V. THE COLLAPSE O

 THE RETURN TO RELIGION

 THE REACTION OF THE INTELLECTUALS LEVITYOR LEVITATION

 THE CASE FOR HERMITS

 KILLING THE NERVE

 THE CASE OF CLAUDEL THE HIGHER NlHILISM

 THE ASCETIC AT LARGE

 THE BACKWARD BOLSHIE

 THE LAST TURN

 THE NEW LUTHER BABIES AND DlSTRIBUTISM

 THREE FOES OF THE FAMILY

 THE DON AND THE CAVALIER

 THE CHURCH AND AGORAPHOBIA

 BACK IN THE FOG

 THE HISTORIC MOMENT

 MARY AND THE CONVERT

 A CENTURY OF EMANCIPATION

 TRADE TERMS

 FROZEN FREE THOUGHT

 SHOCKING THE MODERNISTS

 A GRAMMAR OF KNIGHTHOOD

 REFLECTIONS ON A ROTTEN APPLE

 SEX AND PROPERTY ST. THOMAS MORE

 THE RETURN OF CAESAR

 AUSTRIA

 THE SCRIPTURE READER

 AN EXPLANATION

 WHY PROTESTANTS PROHIBIT

 WHERE IS THE PARADOX?

 INTRODUCTORY NOTE

 AN APOLOGY FOR BUFFOONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 MY SIX CONVERSIONS

 THE RETURN TO RELIGION

 THE REACTION OF THE INTELLECTUALS

 THE CASE FOR HERMITS

 KILLING THE NERVE

 THE CASE OF CLAUDEL

 THE HIGHER NIHILISM

 THE ASCETIC AT LARGE

 THE BACKWARD BOLSHIE

 THE LAST TURN

 THE NEW LUTHER

 BABIES AND DISTRIBUTISM

 THREE FOES OF THE FAMILY

 THE DON AND THE CAVALIER

 THE CHURCH AND AGORAPHOBIA

 BACK IN THE FOG

 MARY AND THE CONVERT

 A CENTURY OF EMANCIPATION

 TRADE TERMS

 FROZEN FREE THOUGHT

 SHOCKING THE MODERNISTS

 A GRAMMAR OF KNIGHTHOOD

 REFLECTIONS ON A ROTTEN APPLE

 SEX AND PROPERTY

 THE RETURN OF CAESAR

 AUSTRIA

 THE SCRIPTURE READER

 AN EXPLANATION

 WHERE IS THE PARADOX?

INTRODUCTORY NOTE

I WAS monstrously attracted by a suggestion that these essays should bear the general title of "Joking Apart." It seemed to me a simple and sensible way of saying that the reader of these pages must not look for many jokes, certainly not merely for jokes, because these are controversial essays, covering all subjects on which a controversialist is challenged, and not particular subjects chosen as they are chosen by an essayist. It is an awful revelation of the world of unreason into which we have wandered, that people more practical than I are convinced that if I say that this is apart from joking, everyone will think it is a joke. To my simple mind it seems very much as if I wanted to call a book, "Away from Jericho," and everybody assumed that I had accepted a very general recommendation to go to Jericho. Many essays could be written on this strange modern sensibility to mere verbal allusion, or the introduction of certain words, even to repudiate them. But the only point here involved is that these essays are all under the conditions of controversy, which involve the absolute necessity of disgusting those with whom we disagree on any subject, and boring those who are indifferent to that subject. I have had, if I may say so, a very happy and lucky literary life; and have often felt rather the indulgence than the impatience of critics; and it is in a perfectly amiable spirit that I note that it has involved a certain transition or change. Up to a certain point, I was charitably chaffed for saying what I could not possibly mean; and I was then rather more sharply criticised, when it was discovered that I did really mean it. Now anybody driven to the defence of what he does really mean must cover all the strategic field of the fight, and must fight at many points which he would not have chosen in fancy, but only in relation to fact. He cannot hope to deal only with heresies that amuse him; he must, in common fairness, deal seriously with heresies that bore him. He must settle down to stating his real reasons for contradicting real statements, which are not made by him as statements, and not chosen by him as subjects. All this seems to me, with my mild rationalistic mind, excellently summarised in the words, "Joking Apart."

Anyhow, this is why I have opened this series with an essay called "An Apology for Buffoons," because it is in some sense, I will not say a swan-song (that ornithological metaphor would not occur to me in relation to myself), but at least a sort of summary of my more frivolous mode of writing, and all that I still think may be fairly advanced for it. Unfortunately, a man fighting what he honestly believes to be false can hardly preserve the glorious immunity of a buffoon. He is forced to be serious, and even those who despise him most are driven desperately to take him seriously. But there is one other reason for adding this preliminary note, in connection with the preliminary essay. Since I wrote it, I have come to appreciate much more warmly the admirable work of Mr. T. S. Eliot; and I should like to offer an apology to him for some errors that occurred accidentally in the article itself. It was not he, but another critic, with whom I confused him, who made the particular point against alliteration; and the quotation from him was made from memory; and I have not been able to trace it so as to reproduce the exact order of words, the inaccuracy, if any, does not affect the argument; but the article which I had already planned to put in the same magazine, called "Apology to T S Eliot" would have gone far beyond any such verbal point. It would be adding impudence to injury to dedicate a book to an author merely on the claim of having misquoted him; but I should be proud to dedicate this book to T. S. Eliot, and the return of true logic and a luminous tradition to the world.

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