Against the Valentinians.

 Chapter I.—Introductory. Tertullian Compares the Heresy to the Old Eleusinian Mysteries.  Both Systems Alike in Preferring Concealment of Error and Si

 Chapter II.—These Heretics Brand the Christians as Simple Persons.  The Charge Accepted, and Simplicity Eulogized Out of the Scriptures.

 Chapter III.—The Folly of This Heresy. It Dissects and Mutilates the Deity. Contrasted with the Simple Wisdom of True Religion. To Expose the Absurdit

 Chapter IV.—The Heresy Traceable to Valentinus, an Able But Restless Man. Many Schismatical Leaders of the School Mentioned. Only One of Them Shows Re

 Chapter V.—Many Eminent Christian Writers Have Carefully and Fully Refuted the Heresy.  These the Author Makes His Own Guides.

 Chapter VI.—Although Writing in Latin He Proposes to Retain the Greek Names of the Valentinian Emanations of Deity.  Not to Discuss the Heresy But Onl

 Chapter VII.—The First Eight Emanations, or Æons, Called the Ogdoad, are the Fountain of All the Others. Their Names and Descent Recorded.

 Chapter VIII.—The Names and Descent of Other Æons First Half a Score, Then Two More, and Ultimately a Dozen Besides. These Thirty Constitute the Pler

 Chapter IX.—Other Capricious Features in the System. The Æons Unequal in Attributes. The Superiority of Nus The Vagaries of Sophia Restrained by Horo

 Chapter X.—Another Account of the Strange Aberrations of Sophia, and the Restraining Services of Horus.  Sophia Was Not Herself, After All, Ejected fr

 Chapter XI.—The Profane Account Given of the Origin of Christ and the Holy Ghost Sternly Rebuked. An Absurdity Respecting the Attainment of the Knowle

 Chapter XII.—The Strange Jumble of the Pleroma. The Frantic Delight of the Members Thereof. Their Joint Contribution of Parts Set Forth with Humorous

 Chapter XIII.—First Part of the Subject, Touching the Constitution of the Pleroma, Briefly Recapitulated.  Transition to the Other Part, Which is Like

 Chapter XIV.—The Adventures of Achamoth Outside the Pleroma. The Mission of Christ in Pursuit of Her. Her Longing for Christ. Horos’ Hostility to Her.

 Chapter XV.—Strange Account of the Origin of Matter, from the Various Affections of Achamoth.  The Waters from Her Tears Light from Her Smile.

 Chapter XVI.—Achamoth Purified from All Impurities of Her Passion by the Paraclete, Acting Through Soter, Who Out of the Above-Mentioned Impurities Ar

 Chapter XVII.—Achamoth in Love with the Angels. A Protest Against the Lascivious Features of Valentinianism. Achamoth Becomes the Mother of Three Natu

 Chapter XVIII.—Blasphemous Opinion Concerning the Origin of the Demiurge, Supposed to Be the Creator of the Universe.

 Chapter XIX.—Palpable Absurdities and Contradictions in the System Respecting Achamoth and the Demiurge.

 Chapter XX—The Demiurge Works Away at Creation, as the Drudge of His Mother Achamoth, in Ignorance All the While of the Nature of His Occupation.

 Chapter XXI.—The Vanity as Well as Ignorance of the Demiurge. Absurd Results from So Imperfect a Condition.

 Chapter XXII.—Origin of the Devil, in the Criminal Excess of the Sorrow of Achamoth. The Devil, Called Also Munditenens, Actually Wiser Than the Demiu

 Chapter XXIII.—The Relative Positions of the Pleroma. The Region of Achamoth, and the Creation of the Demiurge. The Addition of Fire to the Various El

 Chapter XXIV.—The Formation of Man by the Demiurge. Human Flesh Not Made of the Ground, But of a Nondescript Philosophic Substance.

 Chapter XXV.—An Extravagant Way of Accounting for the Communication of the Spiritual Nature to Man. It Was Furtively Managed by Achamoth, Through the

 Chapter XXVI.—The Three Several Natures—The Material, the Animal, and the Spiritual, and Their Several Destinations.  The Strange Valentinian Opinion

 Chapter XXVII.—The Christ of the Demiurge, Sent into the World by the Virgin. Not of Her. He Found in Her, Not a Mother, But Only a Passage or Channel

 Chapter XXVIII.—The Demiurge Cured of His Ignorance by the Saviour’s Advent, from Whom He Hears of the Great Future in Store for Himself.

 Chapter XXIX.—The Three Natures Again Adverted to. They are All Exemplified Amongst Men. For Instance, by Cain, and Abel, and Seth.

 Chapter XXX.—The Lax and Dangerous Views of This Sect Respecting Good Works. That These are Unnecessary to the Spiritual Man.

 Chapter XXXI.—At the Last Day Great Changes Take Place Amongst the Æons as Well as Among Men. How Achamoth and the Demiurge are Affected Then. Irony o

 Chapter XXXII.—Indignant Irony Exposing the Valentinian Fable About the Judicial Treatment of Mankind at the Last Judgment. The Immorality of the Doct

 Chapter XXXIII.—These Remaining Chapters an Appendix to the Main Work. In This Chapter Tertullian Notices a Difference Among Sundry Followers of Ptole

 Chapter XXXIV.—Other Varying Opinions Among the Valentinians Respecting the Deity, Characteristic Raillery.

 Chapter XXXV.—Yet More Discrepancies. Just Now the Sex of Bythus Was an Object of Dispute Now His Rank Comes in Question.  Absurd Substitutes for Byt

 Chapter XXXVI.—Less Reprehensible Theories in the Heresy.  Bad is the Best of Valentinianism.

 Chapter XXXVII.—Other Turgid and Ridiculous Theories About the Origin of the Æons and Creation, Stated and Condemned.

 Chapter XXXVIII.—Diversity in the Opinions of Secundus, as Compared with the General Doctrine of Valentinus.

 Chapter XXXIX.—Their Diversity of Sentiment Affects the Very Central Doctrine of Christianity, Even the Person and Character of the Lord Jesus. This D

Chapter XII.—The Strange Jumble of the Pleroma. The Frantic Delight of the Members Thereof. Their Joint Contribution of Parts Set Forth with Humorous Irony.

Thus they are all on the self-same footing in respect of form and knowledge, all of them having become what each of them severally is; none being a different being, because they are all what the others are.135    Nemo aliud quia alteri omnes. They are all turned into136    Refunduntur. Nuses, into Homos, into Theletuses;137    The reader will, of course, see that we give a familiar English plural to these names, as better expressing Tertullian’s irony. and so in the case of the females, into Siges, into Zoes, into Ecclesias, into Fortunatas, so that Ovid would have blotted out his own Metamorphoses if he had only known our larger one in the present day.  Straightway they were reformed and thoroughly established, and being composed to rest from the truth, they celebrate the Father in a chorus138    Concinunt. of praise in the exuberance of their joy.  The Father himself also revelled139    Diffundebatur. in the glad feeling; of course, because his children and grandchildren sang so well. And why should he not revel in absolute delight? Was not the Pleroma freed (from all danger)? What ship’s captain140    Nauclerus: “pilot.” fails to rejoice even with indecent frolic?  Every day we observe the uproarious ebullitions of sailors’ joys.141    Tertullian lived in a seaport at Carthage. Therefore, as sailors always exult over the reckoning they pay in common, so do these Æons enjoy a similar pleasure, one as they now all are in form, and, as I may add,142    Nedum. in feeling too. With the concurrence of even their new brethren and masters,143    Christ and the Holy Spirit, [i.e. blasphemously.] they contribute into one common stock the best and most beautiful thing with which they are severally adorned.  Vainly, as I suppose. For if they were all one by reason by the above-mentioned thorough equalization, there was no room for the process of a common reckoning,144    Symbolæ ratio. which for the most part consists of a pleasing variety. They all contributed the one good thing, which they all were. There would be, in all probability, a formal procedure145    Ratio. in the mode or in the form of the very equalization in question. Accordingly, out of the donation which they contributed146    Ex ære collaticio. In reference to the common symbola, Tertullian adds the proverbial formula, “quod aiunt” (as they say). to the honour and glory of the Father, they jointly fashion147    Compingunt. the most beautiful constellation of the Pleroma, and its perfect fruit, Jesus. Him they also surname148    Cognominant. Soter (Saviour) and Christ, and Sermo (Word) after his ancestors;149    De patritus. Irenæus’ word here is πατρωνυμικῶς (“patronymice”). and lastly Omnia (All Things), as formed from a universally culled nosegay,150    Ex omnium defloratione.like the jay of Æsop, the Pandora of Hesiod, the bowl151    Patina. of Accius, the honey-cake of Nestor, the miscellany of Ptolemy. How much nearer the mark, if these idle title-mongers had called him Pancarpian, after certain Athenian customs.152    Alluding to the olive-branch, ornamented with all sorts of fruits (compare our “Christmas tree”), which was carried about by boys in Athens on a certain festival (White and Riddle). By way of adding external honour also to their wonderful puppet, they produce for him a bodyguard of angels of like nature. If this be their mutual condition, it may be all right; if, however, they are consubstantial with Soter (for I have discovered how doubtfully the case is stated), where will be his eminence when surrounded by attendants who are co-equal with himself?

CAPUT XII.

Itaque omnes forma et sapientia peraequantur, facti omnes quod unusquisque: nemo aliud, quia alteri omnes. Refunduntur in Nus , in Sermones , in Homines , in Philetos . Aeque foeminae in Sigas , in Zoas, in Ecclesias, in Fortunatas : ut Ovidius Metamorphoseis suas delevisset, si hodie majorem cognovisset. Exinde refecti sunt, et 0561B constabiliti sunt, et in requiem ex veritate compositi, magno cum gaudii fructu hymnis patrem concinunt. Diffundebatur et ipse laetitia, utique bene cantantibus filiis et nepotibus. Quidni diffunderetur omni jocunditate, Pleromate liberato? Quis nauclerus 0562A non etiam cum dedecore laetatur? Videmus quotidie nauticorum lascivias gaudiorum. Itaque ut nautae ad symbolam semper exultant; tale aliquid et Aeones; unum jam omnes, etiam forma, nedum sententia; convenientibus ipsis quoque novis fratribus et magistris Christo et Spiritu Sancto, quod optimum atque pulcherrimum unusquisque florebat, conferunt in medium. Vane opinor. Si enim unum erant omnes ex supradicta peraequatione, vacabat symbolae ratio, quae ferme ex varietatis gratia constat. Unum omnes bonum conferebant, quod omnes erant. De modo forsitan fuerit ratio, aut de forma ipsius jam peraequationis. Igitur ex aere collatitio , quod aiunt, in honorem et gloriam patris, pulcherrimum Pleromatis sidus fructumque 0562B perfectum compingunt, Jesum. Eum cognominant Soterem, et Christum, et Sermonem, de patruitis . Et Omnia jam, ut ex omnium defloratione constructum, Graculum Aesopi , Pandoram Hesiodi, Acci Patinam , Nestoris Cocetum, Miscellaneam 0563A Ptolomaei. Quam propius fuit de aliquibus Atticis curis Pancarpon , vocari, a tam otiosis auctoribus nominum? Ut autem tantum siggillarium extrinsecus quoque inornarent , satellites ei angelos proferunt: par genus. Si inter se, potest fieri: si vero Soteri consubstantivos (ambigue enim positum inveni), quae erit eminentia ejus inter satellites coaequales ?